Tuesday, June 23, 2009

LoL America

first grade, tops ^


hah, so the senate apologized to the black people of america for slavery. unless i'm getting reparations, i don't want an apology. because i don't care. you think i'd rather be in africa? nah. and anyone who says they'd rather be in africa is lying because before the age of 21 they're too stupid to say something idiotic like that rationally, and after 21, they're still here bitching, aren't they?

and to those people who say they wouldn't take free money from the government, you're lying. if the government is giving away free money, native folks is going to be trying to reach deep in that ancestry like nigguhs trying to get a piece of that casino.

ok srs time: reparations does not mean "money for black people to compensate for slavery and settle white guilt".. it's supposed to repair the damages that came as a result of a wrong doing. if i were to be truly honest, i think if the government were to grant reparations to anything it should be the school system that was damaged and has suffered greatly due to the policies of former President Bush. It was mostly the urban schools, filled with all different ethnicities but surely a greater percentage of minorities than most american suburbs, that were effected by this. and those are the reparations the american people should be focussing on now.

- Tori "FG"

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Boredom

yo, i was talkin to one of my friends, and i was tellin him how bored i was (yes, superniggas can get bored) and he was like. "go fuck yo girl" and i was like "nigga there aint nowhere to fuck at" and he was like "go outside in the bushes" and i was like "nigga.... there isnt any bushes in the hood"

Monday, June 1, 2009

MarcoPolo & Torae


What can I say about this album, nothing really it's a dope piece of work Torae smashes the beats and it's a solid piece of material a good piece of duck down features on the album. But the thing that kinda bugged me about it that it's like Torae never switches up so it's like your listening to the same song over and over which gets kinda annoying but you can get past it but other than that peep this album

http://www.mediafire.com/?yyumiw2bmt0

-Blown

Friday, May 29, 2009

FUTURE RAP

Future Rapper

So this autotune epidemic: Gay gay gay gay gay. Shit is just rude. Like, I liked hearing myself talk into the fan when I was little too. But you know what? Everyone else in the house thought it was annoying. And now nigguhs wanna create a program to simulate one of the most annoying things on earth and SELL it to retarded people? Fuck rude; that’s just mean.

The computers are taking over yo. In the future, rappers will just hook probes up to their brain and the computer will read it in techno language. Inevitably, all genres will be synthesized this way. So eventually, there will be two genres: country and techno-rock, which will eventually meld into one happy genre called “cock”.

People of all colors and creeds will be walking around talking bout “ooooh I love me some cock.” Congratulations; autotune just killed heterosexuality. The population dwindles and we all die. I reiterate: this autotune epidemic: gay. So autotune rappers I’m puttin you on notice: T-pain, Lil Wayne, Kanye, Akon, and especially Strife. FOH.

- Tori "FG" theDOPENESS

ATTN: MUGGY IS NOW ON NOTICE
http://www.zshare.net/audio/612078710b0c365f/


E-Pimps/E-Hoes



Your Baby Boo^


Yo haven't posted in a lil bit but something has been bugging the hell outta me 

It's these e-tricks and all these girls willing to show a tittie on the web I know I'm being a big ass hypocrite right now but damn nigga theirs a point where you ask yourself "The fuck am I doing"
If you can "type" a girl outta her clothes imagine what kinda play you must have nigga...
it's being wasted on some chick you'll prolly never meet nigga wise up fuckboi

Also for these Attetion whores that feed these e-pimps, Man if you wanna be noticed that badly nigga go outside shit don't do it online cause nobody benefits. You'll and many others may die a lil inside while the e-pimp thinks"Nigga I'm getting mad twat", Then everyone else has to hear about it... shit man tighten up 

-Blown


Saturday, May 23, 2009

Bitches in the Bathroom

So everyone knows chicks have this stupid thing they do. They go to the bathroom together. Why, you might ask? To talk shit about you. Whateva whateva; this is beyond the point. Now I’m cool talking shit in the bathroom to a certain point, but there is a point where that needs to stop. A certain threshold which should never be crossed. That point: when I walk into my stall.

When I’m trynna piss, it’s like, bitch stay on yo side. I’m not disrespectin your alone time, please don’t disrespect mine. I’ve literally been feet away from females holding a conversation whilst the bathroom echoed their very droplets’ plunge into the water beneath them. Are you seriously taking a dump in a public bathroom? And what is so fuckin urgent that it can’t wait til you wipe your ass? And if it’s so fuckin urgent… I mean… why did you wait til you were both on the toilet to say it?

And then you aint gon wash your hands? Well damn did you even bother to wipe your ass?

Why are bitches so nasty?

~ TORi "FG" theDOPENESS yadiyada

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Ay Mang calm down



Naw it really ain't, I've noticed that in my many days of interneting i've come across alot of ppl who have subcome to the "Power" of the internet and made a complete ass of themselves by taking things way to srsly. Yo man if someone gets to you and happens to make you mad somehow over the keyboard you need to log off go outside and go play with some of your friends, shit don't make a tl;dr or GO ALL CAPS GLOCK and make yourself look even stupider just log off or close that page out man avoid stupid shit don't absorb it and let it fuck you in the ass

btw this is prolly the nigga you fucking you day up ovah


-Blown