Saturday, May 23, 2009

Bitches in the Bathroom

So everyone knows chicks have this stupid thing they do. They go to the bathroom together. Why, you might ask? To talk shit about you. Whateva whateva; this is beyond the point. Now I’m cool talking shit in the bathroom to a certain point, but there is a point where that needs to stop. A certain threshold which should never be crossed. That point: when I walk into my stall.

When I’m trynna piss, it’s like, bitch stay on yo side. I’m not disrespectin your alone time, please don’t disrespect mine. I’ve literally been feet away from females holding a conversation whilst the bathroom echoed their very droplets’ plunge into the water beneath them. Are you seriously taking a dump in a public bathroom? And what is so fuckin urgent that it can’t wait til you wipe your ass? And if it’s so fuckin urgent… I mean… why did you wait til you were both on the toilet to say it?

And then you aint gon wash your hands? Well damn did you even bother to wipe your ass?

Why are bitches so nasty?

~ TORi "FG" theDOPENESS yadiyada

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