FUTURE RAP

Future Rapper

So this autotune epidemic: Gay gay gay gay gay. Shit is just rude. Like, I liked hearing myself talk into the fan when I was little too. But you know what? Everyone else in the house thought it was annoying. And now nigguhs wanna create a program to simulate one of the most annoying things on earth and SELL it to retarded people? Fuck rude; that’s just mean.

The computers are taking over yo. In the future, rappers will just hook probes up to their brain and the computer will read it in techno language. Inevitably, all genres will be synthesized this way. So eventually, there will be two genres: country and techno-rock, which will eventually meld into one happy genre called “cock”.

People of all colors and creeds will be walking around talking bout “ooooh I love me some cock.” Congratulations; autotune just killed heterosexuality. The population dwindles and we all die. I reiterate: this autotune epidemic: gay. So autotune rappers I’m puttin you on notice: T-pain, Lil Wayne, Kanye, Akon, and especially Strife. FOH.

- Tori "FG" theDOPENESS

ATTN: MUGGY IS NOW ON NOTICE
http://www.zshare.net/audio/612078710b0c365f/

E-Pimps/E-Hoes

Your Baby Boo^

Yo haven't posted in a lil bit but something has been bugging the hell outta me 

It's these e-tricks and all these girls willing to show a tittie on the web I know I'm being a big ass hypocrite right now but damn nigga theirs a point where you ask yourself "The fuck am I doing"

If you can "type" a girl outta her clothes imagine what kinda play you must have nigga...

it's being wasted on some chick you'll prolly never meet nigga wise up fuckboi

Also for these Attetion whores that feed these e-pimps, Man if you wanna be noticed that badly nigga go outside shit don't do it online cause nobody benefits. You'll and many others may die a lil inside while the e-pimp thinks"Nigga I'm getting mad twat", Then everyone else has to hear about it... shit man tighten up 

-Blown

Bitches in the Bathroom

So everyone knows chicks have this stupid thing they do. They go to the bathroom together. Why, you might ask? To talk shit about you. Whateva whateva; this is beyond the point. Now I’m cool talking shit in the bathroom to a certain point, but there is a point where that needs to stop. A certain threshold which should never be crossed. That point: when I walk into my stall.

When I’m trynna piss, it’s like, bitch stay on yo side. I’m not disrespectin your alone time, please don’t disrespect mine. I’ve literally been feet away from females holding a conversation whilst the bathroom echoed their very droplets’ plunge into the water beneath them. Are you seriously taking a dump in a public bathroom? And what is so fuckin urgent that it can’t wait til you wipe your ass? And if it’s so fuckin urgent… I mean… why did you wait til you were both on the toilet to say it?

And then you aint gon wash your hands? Well damn did you even bother to wipe your ass?

Why are bitches so nasty?

~ TORi "FG" theDOPENESS yadiyada

Ay Mang calm down

Naw it really ain't, I've noticed that in my many days of interneting i've come across alot of ppl who have subcome to the "Power" of the internet and made a complete ass of themselves by taking things way to srsly. Yo man if someone gets to you and happens to make you mad somehow over the keyboard you need to log off go outside and go play with some of your friends, shit don't make a tl;dr or GO ALL CAPS GLOCK and make yourself look even stupider just log off or close that page out man avoid stupid shit don't absorb it and let it fuck you in the ass

btw this is prolly the nigga you fucking you day up ovah


-Blown

Gay ass niggas

Yea Gay niggas shit the fuck is up with yall in tha closet ass niggas mang whats the point? I've noticed that there is a such thing as a Black douchebag HAHAHAHA that dude is so far in tha closet he's finding his moms amateru porn collection but w/e stop fronting thats all i'm asking I see you be wearing them size 16 female pants man and them purple thongs man if you like dudes thats cool but don't be surprised If I call you a gay ass nigga, Cause I will >_> fuck boi (find the pun)

- blown

:O It's been a tittietsatic these last three days

Yo Did I miss meeting or something becuase yo, I see that cassie bitch small titties on ninja dude then the next day I see rhianniah's ass and tits and I'm like woah :o but b, the one that takes em all was hoopz sex tape leak apparently some faggot is holding it to hisself man it's been a good day for prevs out there hold ya dicks up mang (no homo)



- blown

Modern Day Rappers

yo son, ok wuts the deal wit these niggas acting gangsta and wearing tight pants and tittie huggin shirts.... real niggas dont wear shit like that son... yall already kno the real nigga dress code, everytime a new rapper come out this picture comes to my head.... yo, u cant tell that duznt look like Gucci Mane or fucking Hurrican Chris

THIS KID IS TOO GANGSTA

Yo, look at this shit.... look at it REAL good.... this nigga is too gangsta.... i mean i hate Jews and all, but this nigga became a NAZI, damn now thats superniggerish.... thats like 1000 nigga points he just earned

yo, and u cant tell me that shirt aint dope son, look at that shit son, its a fucking Nazi symbol, but then again homeboy look kinda gay, i dunno if its the way he standing or wit way he's smiling but i sense some fruitiness coming from him...

But the shirt is dope tho... ill rock that shit just too see who have the balls to run up to me wit that drama, cuz superniggas r always ready for drama, ill bust a nigga in a head for even lookin at me wrong, fuck that i need to cop one of these damn shirts *searches Ebay for handmedown Nazi shirt*

DAMN SON!!!!!!!

Yo, wtf wit this nigga.. i mean he gotta gun, a 35lb weight, and a fucking purple bape hoodie on.... i aint gonna lie, shit looks kinda gully, but the fucking purple throws it all off, and fuck that..

Real gones dont wear bapes, we wear Tall T's (3xl and up), Baggy Jeans (none of them booty chokers), Plain Hoodies (black is good, really good), and Timz or AF1's (Timz preferably but AF1's for niggas in the south and other hot places)

Yo, the next time u see a nigga acting all thug and shit, and this nigga is a wearing a pink thong, or a purple spagetti strap tanktop, or anything that look like something a girl wud wear, just call em to the side and beat his face and say these exact words "LOOK AT HIS FACE NOW!"

damn that gun is nice, FUCKBOI

Hating ass niggas

Yo nothing make me madder than a hating ass nigga ( see bricks) yo I was sitting down at lunch IN SCOO (breeding ground for niggas/haters) and I was finishing my last tater tot when I spotted this fuck boi lookin at me, he looked me up and down and said "Ay them shoes fake nigga step yo game up" this nigga had busted up shaqus from payless. Then I left the lunchroom and started walking the halls I got scowled by his popular dude and I'm like wtf wat I do toy you bitch shit D: I wanan go to scoo and not call a fellow nigga a bitch for once but them other niggas who stay to themselves and don't talk shit I see you nigga
wait nvm lol...


-Blown

AY FUCK BOIS WE COMIN FO YO ASS

Yea fuck niggas you thought we wouldn't find yo ass but nigga we everywhere at one time bitch nigga we did in SOULJA PUSSY, BITCHY ROSS, AND RAY J FUCK NIGGA now we comin fo yo punk ass nigga we see you acting all hard n shit thinking we won't find you well surprise bitch we coming fo yo ass and we gonna make an example out yall niggas remember niggas we watching

I heard u leik trippin balls

Just gotta get something off my mind

Yo I like having fun, but people who drink, pop pills, smoke, and fuck any type of pussy uncontrollably and all are under the age of 15 THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGA, now from what I understand "IT'S THE BEST FUCKING FEELING IN THA WORLLLDDDDDD" but I don't see the hype in it when you pop pills your dick stays hard and your seeing pink elephants and hallucinating. Now being horny and hallucinating is not a good combo you could be fucking a six year old in the ear while you think your tapping kim kardashian in a 1st grade classroom from what I understand when you drunk you show your true self and apparently hes a dick so why would you wanna be caught up in some shit like that for something you prolly won't remember.. Tighten up bitches

-Blown

Am I Wrong??????

yo, ok, imagine this... u walking in the mall, and u just came from window shopping and wut not, and u go down the elevator and u see this old lady trip and fall.....

u kno me, being a super nigga and wut not, im gonna laugh,

but then... this muthafuckin dude comes up to me and say "dude, that wasnt funny" and im like "yo, wtf son, where u came from nigga?"

and he was like "sir, that lady cudda hurted herself" lol, funny part here, so i was like "if she wudda hurted herself than it wudda been super funny"

and he was like "dude thats so wrong" and my nigga senses came on, and i said "ill beat yo ass nigga, fuck wit me, keep fucking wit me, watch wut i do"

and he was like *silent* and then a i said "nigga, if something funny to me, then im gonna laugh, if i was to break yo fucking nose right now ill probally laugh and run before the renta-cops come"

WHAPPP

Now we all love our nigga moments but what happens when a woman is involved GOLD thats what

happens Gucci Mane aka Coochie Mange was doing a show somewhere in bumfuck usa when this

annoying ass bitch got up on stage with the whole I look effin awesome in my foil weave thing goin

on, and gucci asked her to get out his preformance area she said no so gucci did what any normal

african american male would do PUSH HER ASS so when that didin't work and then she had the

nerve to throw something at gucci D: so not even 3sec later he clocks her ass like a real nigga 8 )




Now the GOLDEN part is her side of the story which sums up in "HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO TO PROTECT HIS GIRLFRIEND I LOOK BETTER THAN THAT HOE ANYWAY" he punched her in the mouth for a reason to stfu looks like I need to be making a trip with 2 goons brb



- Blown

Life Styles of a Super Nigga

Yo, This yo boy Bricks and before u convert into Niggerism, u first gotta kno how a Super Nigga lives.. (get yo reading glasses cuz this cud be a long post)

Super Nigga Activities:

yo, we super niggas like to chill, so anything that duznt uses too much energy to do, is ok like: Playing Games, but most of the time we just like to do stupid shit like gettin into arguments wit the lady in the Mcdonalds drive thru.. yo the more ignorant u r... the more of a super nigga u r, so get yo Timz, Sweat Pants, and Hoodies, and start doin some ignorant shit..


Super Nigga Diet:

this is crucial yo... the super nigga diet is crazy b, and it saves alot of money... We super niggas like to keep our food as simple as possible, unless a bitch (a woman) cooks it for us.. shit like Rahman Noodles, Mac and Cheese in the blue box (the cheap 50 cent kind), Pot Pies (these shits r awesome dude, they cost like 60 cent and they have like 3 food groups in them), Kool Aid (no meal is complete w/o this), or anything thats cheap and can be put in a microwave for less than 8 minutes, FUCK BEING HEALTHY


Super Nigga Relationships:

hmmmm, for the males its quite simple.... KEEP YO BITCH ON CHECK

for the ladies tho, its kinda hard cuz this cud include a lil violence (grab yo gun and if u dont have one get a knife)....... there is a lot of stuff that can happen when a female super nigga in a relationship all u gotta do is put that gun/knive to his kidney or balls and say these exact words "Fuck wit me, and ill fuck u up" and thats pretty much it.... u can improvise and do shit differently, but u gotta say that quote tho....


to be continue........

Woah b this is sum srs business

lol this swine flu (aka pig aids) is getting mad srs man, I'm scared but you know what this may be

an omen for fuck niggas. Man I'm not even gonna go there but srs tho foh@ niggas dying from

fever, shit I can't see that happening I can tell ya that the illumanti is behind all of this shit (jp) but

for real tho put you mask on and bounce to africa, See the swine flu is gon kill off the white man and

eave the superior race of negros alive real talk so imma sit tight and wait this shit out

Death to the mexicans aka pigs (get it)


- Blown

GRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

HOUSE NIGGAS
OI a house nigga.... a house nigga to me is a mad hypocrite, no i'm not talking about good ole rev x I'm talking about this YOU nigga
Yea fuckboi you, Yo ass your wack dick munchin ass
But I've noticed how you talk about shit you know nothing of and how you hate and speculate (that rhymed)
But my main point is look at ya self before anyone else
- Blown

The Definition of A "Super Nigga"

yo, this yo boy Bricks and im about to drop some knowledge........ hold up strike that, i mean IGNORANCE for yall

Niggas been asking me, "wut duz 'Super Nigga' mean?" and shit, and i be like "wut duz super means?..... wut duz nigga means?" and the be like "awwwwwwwww" on some........ supernigga shit...

Definition: Super Nigga: A person who accended to the next level of niggerism (meaning of this word coming soon), A person of African decent or a white male that is really ignorant, or me

But yea thats a brief definition of Super nigga.....

next post i will explain the Super Nigga habits and life style

Intro -_-

Iight sup man, this is a blog about ignant niggas doin ignant shit like this

So we'll keep you up on the dumbasses of the now

The two negros that'll keep ya tuned

Blown - Yea Im the "boyz" side of the blog I'm a literate lil nigga who is around enough fuckbois to know a ignant ass nigga

Bricks "the super nigga" - I LIKE SCAT PORN